Posts Tagged ‘Catholic’

3
Nov

REWIRING THE CONFESSIONALS

   Posted by: pastordiehl    in Uncategorized

Christine Fodera attends a Catholic Church in Louisville, Kentucky. She told the following true story: “Our priest had asked my husband, Sam, to do some rewiring in the confessionals.

“The only way to reach the wiring was to enter the attic above the altar and crawl over the ceiling by balancing on the rafters. Concerned for my husband’s safety, I waited in a pew.

“Unknown to me, some other parishioners were congregating in the vestibule. They paid little attention to me, probably assuming I was praying. Worried about my husband, I looked up toward the ceiling and yelled, “Sam, Sam – are you up there? Did you make it okay?”

There was quite an outburst from the vestibule when Sam’s hearty voice echoed down, “Yes, I made it up here just fine!”

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30
Oct

DATING

   Posted by: pastordiehl    in Uncategorized

A young Catholic girl was dating a boy who was not the least bit interested in church. Her mother was very alarmed so she demanded that her daughter do everything possible to win the fellow over to the faith.

After the first date, the mom said, “How did it go?”

“Very well,” said the daughter. “I persuaded him to go to mass all next month.”

After the next date the mother persisted, “How is it going?” The daughter said, “Better, I convinced him to join the catechism class.”

Several days later and the mother knew that wedding bells were about to ring. But she insisted that the young man first join the church and be baptized. To her surprise he consented.

Then the day of the wedding arrived and the daughter rushed out of the bridal room in tears. The mother said, “Dear, what’s the matter?” She replied, “I think we oversold him on the church. He decided to become a priest!”

What do you think, is it possible to take one’s faith too far?

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