During the dark days of World War II, Winston Churchill valiantly challenged his countrymen to “Never give up”.

A spry lady who lived in a retirement home once spotted an older and distinguished gentleman who was a new resident seated in the dining hall.

She promptly sat down in front of him and attempted to get his attention with warm smiles. She saw a husband in the making.

Growing uncomfortable he asked, “May I help you?”

She shot back, “You look just like my third husband. The wave of your hair, your countenance, the look of your hands.”

Now very uncomfortable he said, “Now, ma’am, how many times did you say you have been married?”

She smiled and said, “Twice.”

Now there’s a lady who will never give up.

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