Did you hear the story of the man who was shipwrecked on a deserted island? When a passerby saw his fire and stopped to rescue him, he saw he had built three huts. The rescuerasked, “I have to inquire, what are the three huts?”

The shipwrecked man replied, “Well, this hut is my home. That’s where I live.”

“And the second hut?”

‘That’s my church. That’s where I worship.”

“And the third hut?”

“That’s my previous church. There were things I didn’t like there.”

At least he went to a new church after he left the first one. What’s the most lame excuse you’ve ever heard for someone leaving their church?

Tags: church, Excuses