A kingerdarten Sunday school teacher was working hard to get her class to focus on the story of Jesus’ birth, and to stop thinking about Santa Claus. She read the story over and over to them, and for good measure, taught them to sing Silent Night. Finally, she asked them to draw their own designs for Christmas cards.

One youngster had done a very fine job in drawing the baby in a manger, with Mary and Joseph and the animals; but the teacher noticed with anxiety that he had drawn a little fat man right beside the manger. She asked, “Jimmy, that isn’t Santa, is it?”

Jimmy answered indignantly , “Of course not, that’s Round John Virgin.”

What humorous Christmas tales have you heard lately?

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